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Nick: NO I WILL NOT HAVE ANYTHING WITH TEQUILA IN IT. YOU KNOW HOW THEY MAKE TEQUILA? THEY CALL UP SATAN AND SAY "HEY SATAN WE COULD USE SOME TEQUILA" AND HE SAYS "SURE, COMING RIGHT UP." THEN HE PISSES IN A BOTTLE AND MAILS IT TO THEM.
Nick's drunk aunt in a sultry voice: Well, that man has some woooooonderful tasting urine. I could drink it for days.
Me: *ded*


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