September 2011
Pocket Frogs consumes my life.
Well, that and “The Bell Jar.” Homework? What is homework?
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Aug 31st
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"I'm gonna get six locks on my door. And then when...
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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“Tell me it was a good lie.”
– StumbleDrunk
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
Aug 30th
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The world's greatest going away cake.
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“Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry. And I will sing a lullaby.”
– The Beatles
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Forecast for the East coast the next two days?
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Aug 28th
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One of those nights where you're not sure if you...
Aug 28th
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When attractive boys wear dress shirts with their...
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Aug 27th
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The fact that John Locke was a premature baby...
He’s such a lil’ fighter!
Aug 27th
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I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...
Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT GLEE IN THE DVD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
Aug 27th
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Goodness gracious
If these wannabe fraternity assholes down the street don’t stop hollering, I’m going to throw a plate at them. You’re going to a party, big freaking deal. Those happen every day around here. They’re nothing special. You won’t even remember it tomorrow, so chill out. Yes, I know I’m lame, old, no fun, and I go to bed early. But seriously, you’re not that...
Aug 27th
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